Grab your Piña Colada and set sail on a nostalgic odyssey through the smoothest soft rock hits of the 70’s and 80’s — a time when tube socks had stripes, bikes had banana seats, and kitchen phones had 20-foot curly cords. Get ready for Thurston Howell — your premier yacht rock spectacular!

Captain JP "Silky" Lents on keyboards and vocals — so smooth even his scales sound like a sunset. Phineas Wigglesworth IX on drums — born in a thunderstorm, keeping perfect time ever since. Dr. Artemis Thatch on saxophone and keys — three imaginary doctorates, zero apologies. Jasper Tenpenny on bass — the Commodore of Cool, who has seen it all and sailed it all. Lord Beasley Waterford on guitar and vocals— impeccable taste, suspiciously good hair. Johann Wolfgang Vinderkindle on guitar and vocals — fretwork like warm trade winds, and Fifi Fortiscue on vocals — the voice that could charm a harbor seal off a buoy.

From the lobster docks of Bar Harbor to the palm-lined marinas of Fort Lauderdale — they show up with 100% pure uncut yacht rock… because you can't fake smooth!